General Thoughts and Opinions for DOM (Decade of Marvel): The Road to Endgame Part 1

Author’s Note: While I have read a few Marvel Comics and consider myself an average fan of the franchise, I will admit that it is usually the first film that comes to mind when comparing stories of a certain character, the origin story and rarely do sequels top the original. However, do some of the choices made by the studio seem out of place? Definitely. How and why? I can answer that question in one sentence. You sacrifice quality for a quick buck. That’s how low the entertainment industry (even comics) have fallen. Way past the bottom of the barrel, and down into a near endless abyss. But I have excluded one film even though it has some ties to the end of Phase 3, which I will get to (3 guesses who). I would easily summarize it in a short paragraph despite not seeing it for a good reason. Keep in mind that this is a combination of both my opinion and some notes about the films that I have seen so tiny spoiler alert for those that have never watched some of them. So…after a decade of Marvel films and sequels and new starts…it has all lead to the Endgame. So, let’s start all the way back to 2008 with the film that started it all shall we.

[PHASE 1:] The Blueprint

Iron Man (2008)

“I am Iron Man”

“Did you really think you were the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark you just entered into a bigger world. You just don’t know it yet.”

“How ironic Tony. You tried to rid the world of weapons. You gave it the best one ever”.

The film that started it all. I only knew the bare minimum about the character. Weapons dealer, arrogant, bright, billionaire, gets captured by terrorists and then makes a suit of iron to escape from his confinement after realizing the mistakes he has done. The poetic irony and the only inner demon that I realize Tony will never admit he has inside, is his ego. Yes, his military friend Col. Rhodes tries to help him get back into the world after what Tony went through in the Middle East, but sometimes even the brightest of minds can also invoke monsters worse than they can imagine. Stane represented the dark side of corporations that exploit for their own personal gain, that even though the guy built the company from nothing, the morals are just as much as night and day between the two. What would not surprise me later was how some of the later films would harken back to not just this film, but a few would harken back to the origin films of the so called “trinity” of Marvel.

The Incredible Hulk (2008):

“I hate to say that I told you so General, but that Super Solider experiment was put on ice for a reason”.

Not to be confused with the Hulk film of 2003, the base of the story deals with scientist Bruce Banner getting exposed to gamma radiation because of a military experiment while being hunted by the military and turning into the giant green anti hero monster that many Marvel fans love. However, the only tiny difference between the two films is the fact that the main villain Abomination is the antagonist. What makes the connection to Captain America however is the failed attempts at doing the “Super Soldier” experiment of which Tony’s father was a part of. Hence, the reason why Bruce Banner gets turned into the titular character. While Betty was the only one keeping him sane at first, the fact that the experiment of Bruce turning into the Hulk and the supposed secrets of creating a “super solder” could create a catastrophe of unimaginable proportions bothers Bruce and he tried to get the sample destroyed, but someone gets injected with the serum and becomes a monster just as bad as the Hulk. While having understood the basic storyline of the character, the visuals were pretty good but it was pretty easy to follow what causes people who are obsessed with power and control yet forget to control themselves; making an inner monster while lashing out at others for something that they themselves caused.

The post credits of The Incredible Hulk harkens back to the problem of hubris of which Tony easily forgets when he “confronts” Gen. Thunderbolt Ross and alludes to the “Avengers” project that Director Fury mentioned in post credits of Iron Man.

Iron Man 2 (2010)

“You lose Mr. Stark”.

“I’m very real. I’m the realest person you’re ever going to meet”

“I didn’t give Rhodes my suit. He took it”.

“Hold on. You’re Iron Man and he just took it?!”

While the take on SHIELD, Whiplash, and War Machine were for the most part, spot on, Tony having to find an alternate power source to power up the reactor in his chest and having to deal with not just past ramifications of his father’s work but realizing that sometimes certain things are just not meant to be done because others will take advantage of it right under your nose. Such was the case with the petty Hammer company not realizing that he was being manipulated by Whiplash. Black Widow’s introduction was obviously the best part of the movie, while Tony teaming up with his best buddy Rhodes came in at a close second before the second round with Whiplash. However, Rhodes having to literally snap Tony out of his mental instability to Fury and Agent Romanov trying to help Tony focus on finding a new element to his reactor battery problem while making Pepper the new CEO of Stark Industries really makes for one hell of a ridiculous laundry list of issues for someone as ego centric as Tony Stark.

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011):

“I could do this all day”. – Steve Rogers

“Arrogance may not be a unique American trait, but I must say Captain you do it better than anyone. But there are limits to what even you can do, Captain, or did Erskine tell you otherwise?” – Red Skull

“I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t’ like bullies; I don’t care where they’re from”. – Steve Rogers

“Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man”. – Erskine

The fact that this one went a bit on the old school design in terms of how the times were and since we’re also talking about how the character exemplifies American patriotism and defending the values of the Constitution against tyranny…I thought the first film would actually still be great. What mattered more with the titular character was values and morals vs tyranny and pursuit of power by any means (which is what was the case with both the modern military and Abomination in The Incredible Hulk). While I did enjoy the timely visuals in terms of what went around during that time, I especially liked the origins of Captain America in general and especially with the fact that during the time, America was facing the fight against Communists and Nazis. However…the fact that such individuals existed in America didn’t surprise me. Moreso in the fact that such sleepers blended in the general public (more on that in part 2 Phase 2). The interesting part about how the Infinity Stones became an integral part of the MCU made me wonder how the others would be incorporated film wise based on the numerous comics for many of the characters of Marvel. In this case for The First Avengers (and again with The Avengers) the Tesseract (or the Space Stone). What made me curious about the climax was where the Red Skull was transported. I know that the Wikipedia assumed that he was dead but I had basic knowledge of its ability so I knew that Red Skull was alive (more on that in Part 3 Phase 3).

Thor (2011):

“You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!”

“And you are an old man and a fool!”

“Yes… I was a fool, to think you were ready.”

[Odin to Thor

“It’s not a bad thing finding out that you don’t have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.”

“For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I’m supposed to do.”

“Anyone who’s ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn’t know…”

[Thor to Selvig]

While I did have basic knowledge…or limited knowledge on Norse mythology (ie: who was who, the setting, etc.), this version of the Norse god of Thunder was more or less an arrogant young man that needed a bit of reality and humble pie. I did enjoy the visuals of Asgard and the Bifrost. Anthony Hopkins’ performance as Odin was really good and Tom Hiddleston as Loki…I can see why fans like the God of Mischief. But I can definitely see Chris Hemsworth as Thor because of how he portrays the character. The only minor cringe has to be some of the writing (but it shows a little more in The Avengers). While Selvig and Jane Foster did serve as a means to help Thor adjust to Midgard, it was the Warriors Three and Sif who were his friends in battle whereas the aforementioned two helped Thor become humble and understand what it meant to protect the innocent and those who could not defend themselves. However, in reality, this was more of the classic mind over matter and brains vs. brawn scenario (the geek modern version is Batman v Superman and I don’t care if I am getting off track for a brief moment but the fact remains the same in terms of how everything doesn’t involve brute force).

Even after Loki found out about his real heritage, what was a bit sad and vain of both Loki and Thor was trying to gain the approval of Odin, their father but in different ways. However, Thor’s time on Midgard made him realize that they were worth protecting despite all the flaws that humanity usually has. While Hawkeye had a brief cameo and Coulson was in the film after his brief stint in Iron Man 2 per orders of Director Fury, the only question remained as to who the main villain was going to be when The Avengers started, that is until the post credits of Thor happen when Loki arrives on a parallel plane to Midgard and the Space Stone is rediscovered after being fished out of the ocean.

The Avengers (2012):

“Yeah, you say ‘peace’ I kind of think you mean the other thing” (Fury to Loki)

“You know the last time I was in Germany, and saw a guy standing over everyone else…we ended up disagreeing” (Capt. Rogers to Loki)

“Aren’t the stars and stripes a little…old fashioned?”

“With everything that’s happening, the things that are about to come to light, people might just need a little old-fashioned”. (Agent Coulson to Capt. Rogers)

“We have a Hulk” – Tony Stark to Loki

“Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure that we’ll avenge it”.

After five years and 5 films, the first time I heard about the movie coming out, I had a feeling that it might be great. While the main villain was obvious I kept getting the nagging feeling that this first team up was just a set up to something more. Some of the dialogue wasn’t too bad and I could rattle off some quotes if I felt like it but…before I get to some of the good ones, I had to admit that I have to give kudos to the script writers and the genius of Alan Silvestri who made the theme of The Avengers. Most fans can easily rattle off some lines but I sometimes stick to some of the most significant quotes. Dr. Banner explaining about how he wanted to be rid of the Hulk by ending his life and yet the doubt he was wrestling with caused the Hulk to come out anyway (2003 Hulk). [Note: This was actually a deleted scene, but referenced].

“Big man in a suit of armor. Take all that away and what are you?”

“Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist”

“I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I’ve seen the footage. The only person that you fight for is yourself. You’re not the guy to make a sacrifice play. To lay down on a wire and like the other guy crawl over you”.

“I think I would just cut the wire”.

“Always a way out. You know you may not be a threat but you better stop trying to play the hero”

“A hero? Like you? You’re a laboratory experiment Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle”.

While this exchange between the two not only shows how much they dislike each other, what shows is that Tony is every bit like his father and never puts himself in check because of his ego whereas Steven has the set of morals that has slowly been forgotten by most people (which…in all honesty is sad), but…keeping those values and morals despite being literally “out of time” is what make Captain America so memorable. Despite Loki being captured voluntarily after running off with the Space Stone and having been given the Mind Stone (the Scepter) [already 2 out of the 6 Infinity Stones] plus putting Hawkeye and Erik Selvig under his temporary control, while some of the Avengers dislike Loki and Thor dismissively disregarding the fact that Loki is playing them (although only Capt. Rogers seems to have figured that detail out), and then Director Fury having to ask “Then why do I get the feeling that he’s the only one that wants to be here?”, it’s Black Widow that was able to piece together Loki’s real plan, letting the Hulk destroy the Hellicarrier.

By the time we get to the Battle of New York, parts of the Helicarrier are in shambles, Loki killed Agent Coulson and Thor and the Hulk are far from the others; the remaining Avengers realize that they have to put their differences aside and work together in stopping Loki and the army that he plans to set loose on the city (the Chitauri).

Visually, most of the fights were good and the Battle of New York was done well. Plus the music was tied in nicely to each of the great scenes. It was also nice to see a cameo from the man himself, Stan Lee. Near the end, when Fury faces the World Council post Battle of New York…I love the exchange that he gives.

COUNCILMAN: I don’t think you understand what you’ve started: letting the Avengers loose on this world. They’re dangerous.

NICK FURY: They surely are. And the whole world knows it. Every world knows it.

COUNCILMAN: Was that the point of all this? A statement?

NICK FURY: A promise.

Because no matter how great the danger may be, there will always be a need for heroes.

With that being said, here’s my ratings on the first 5 films:

Iron Man: 9.0/10

Iron Man 2: 8.0/10

The Incredible Hulk: 7.5/10

Captain America: The First Avenger: 8.9/10

Thor: 8.0/10

While I have been curious about the pathway of the franchise, I did have to remind myself a bit of caution because of “fatigue” and it’s potential. However, with what modern Disney was doing…part of me didn’t trust the brand entirely. Could some characters show growth and development? Likely. But all of it depended on how the rest of the story arcs came through.

Why Star Wars is Dead or Already Dying (Opinion Post)

By now, most people have already seen all the Star Wars films and possibly the spin offs (I didn’t watch Solo because I knew that it would bomb considering that Disney does a poor job at regulating Lucasfilm because of Socialist femenazi Kathleen Kennedy). As I stated before on my title of the blog, the franchise is failing because of corporate sleazebags being greedy (which Disney has been since the creator’s departure ever since) and the fact that George Lucas made a monumental mistake letting Kathleen Kennedy take the reins after selling it to Disney.

I recently watched a video on Youtube regarding the possibility of Lucas stepping in and co-directing a scene for the final chapter in the latest trilogy (which of course is forever marred by episode 8 and the supporters are practically brain dead to me). Despite hearing that, I’m already past the point of caring anymore because of the foolish corporate hogs at Disney. The reason why I get the feeling that it’s already dead are because of a few factors. 1.) Fundamentals, 2.) Hiring crap writers that are Socialist/blind Marxist nutcases, 3.) Not caring about the fan input (which are THE CUSTOMERS). All 3 of those points come down to one thing: when a business is out of touch with reality and their product is garbage and they are beyond stubborn for words because of their blind arrogance that nothing is wrong, that’s when the customer’s trust goes up in flames. Disney is a brainless brand, and even though I am a hypocrite in some way of supporting it, I find myself going through the tug of war of resisting and withdrawal.

I was a fan of the franchise growing up, but even though I haven’t watched the Clone Wars animated series (and I know that it’s good by word of mouth), I always felt that the writing and the quality was in a constant state of flux. Partially because of George Lucas but it’s justifiable to a point, but mostly because of the fact that when a company doesn’t know anything about a franchise (nowadays), and then just try and wing it while inserting Screeching Jibberish Whiners BS…that is enough to tell the customer that the product is garbage.

Once you alienate your customers, how do you seriously expect to regain trust that you already destroyed utterly? It’s going to take a lot longer to repair for some, but the damage to Star Wars is irreparable.

Trying to Rediscover Your Inner Child: Spoiler Free Review of Christopher Robbin

Author Note: Hardly any spoilers for this movie considering how short it is. But I will be adding in my overall thoughts in the spoiler free review so no need to worry considering that the movie is for the family.

I recall the brief story of my mom telling me how I reacted to Mickey Mouse as a baby when I went to Disneyland and how scared I was. However, the case was different when I saw Winnie the Pooh. I have faint memories of reading some of the books as a kid in middle school. I grew up more with the cartoon characters. However the main point was the same. Letting your imagination run, having fun, and trying to make sense of the world from a child’s perspective. The time as a kid is brief. Such is also the case with Christopher Robbin. Times change but when work overtakes family and ignoring those close to you because one hides in their work instead of taking time to be with them, in the now…that’s when a bit of perspective is needed. The dialogue between Pooh and Christopher at the start of the movie was interesting despite the fact that some things that while sounding silly to adults makes sense to kids, reminds the audience that while we do have to make time for work, we must not forget that we are all on borrowed time and make the best of it. Along with taking time to be with family, even if that means rediscovering your inner child again. Some of the songs such as Pooh’s Exercise and The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers definitely brings back memories. The movie does jump ahead a bit to an extent as if trying to hurry the narrative along so it does lose its audience a bit. What is pretty clear is that when an adult tries to explain things to a child from their point of view (the adult), sometimes they forget that the child’s mind is still developing and to try and explain in simple terms. The struggle with putting away childish things because you’re an adult with responsibilities and then finding it again when you need it is something that even I could relate to. The struggle to find balance between the two can sometimes be brought up with a simple question that is sometimes not that easy to ask and there’s a scene in the movie that someone brings up the question “Do you love your work?” When people use work as an excuse to shun those that care about them, they tend to lose out on life’s simple things. There were a few amusing moments in the film, most of it being the reaction of the people who saw the stuffed animals talk. My favorite parts is when Pooh and the others are with Madeleine as she tries to get the Winslow documents back to her father and then as she ordered some tea, Pooh speaks up faintly and asks for honey. The server on the train looks at the stuffed animal in a peculiar way just as some of the people looked at Christopher Robbin with Pooh in the phone booth when he eventually had him try to not be so lively by “playing a game” called Nap Time. As someone once told me, “There’s a time for work and a time for play”. I will admit that there were some bits that I felt most kids nowadays would never understand and parts of the movie did feel “gloomy” like Eeyore’s outlook on things that adults (including myself) did catch. There are a few mentions about WWII, the “Blitzkrieg” that London underwent when Germany attacked, and having to deal with the post-war after effects. Overall, the movie I felt was a bit rushed, the voice actors was amusing, funny, nostalgic, and cute. Did I feel that those depressing moments were necessary? Yes, because life isn’t always bright and rosey. Parents that say “Nay. Kids don’t have to learn about that” are fooling themselves completely and fail to tell their kids that time is short. Kids can’t be shielded from everything otherwise how else will they learn? The few nods to the cartoon was nostalgic, and despite not having read the books more often than others as a kid, I did like the nod to the designs of the characters from A.A. Milne. The heartwarming message to take away from the movie is that no matter how old we get, there’s always that inner child that hardly goes away

Favorite Quotes:

“I Always Get To Where I am Going By Walking Away From Where I Have Been”. – Winnie the Pooh

“Sometimes the very best of something comes from doing nothing”.

Overall score: 7.3/10

Luke Was Right About This Movie (Spoiler Version Review of The Last Jedi)

Author Note: Spoilers to those that have not seen the movie and fair warning there will be ranting to a degree in here.  So, want to skip that and the spoilers, PLEASE go to the section titled Overall Thoughts or you can read my first ever Spoiler Free version (https://piersls.wordpress.com/2017/12/30/somewhat-impressive-this-movie-is-spoiler-free-review-of-the-last-jedi/)  It also lists the jokes that caught my attention and I rated them just based on how funny I thought it was.  Won’t put the rating again because it’s already in my Spoiler Free version.  This is just to cover mostly what parts of the movie were so-so, good, and just plain terrible, while I try my best to recall the movie itself by detail.

I had a talk with my best friend about how the far over passionate fans (ones that care too much) and the ones that care very little are types of fans that I don’t associate with and the issue is with how both sides ridiculous and that it doesn’t help much with constructive dialogue.  I find myself more on the average knowledgeable group of Star Wars because of what I have been able to connect with the films and the games.  However, looking back at episode 7, J.J Abrams did set up a certain foundation for the trilogy and after hearing the constant switching with directors prior to the film being started…I was curious about the direction at first but I couldn’t shake off the unsettling feeling that it was going to be bad because Disney is being an arrogant company and there’s quite a bit of films that are actually failures regardless of monetary gain from the box office (The Lone Ranger, Tomorrowland to name a few).  I can actually add Star Wars to the list now because of what Kathleen Kennedy did and the obvious glaring fact that is she doesn’t care about the franchise very much compared to the guy that started it all.  If they did, a good chunk of the source material would and should be treated with respect.  It was more of a miss than hit from my perspective and those that agree on it.

Here’s how I plan on summarizing the parts ranking from Good to So-so to Terrible.  As I mentioned each section, I tried to explain why I think it is what I think it is while summarizing what happened in each scene.  The parts that I am looking into are as follows:

Best parts of The Last Jedi:

Yoda appearing and trolling Luke while teaching him an important lesson
Luke and Leia moment at the climax of the film
BB-8
The reaction of the caretakers to Rey’s “training”
Luke being sarcastic to Rey during the first lesson
The Quick Chase Scene of the Falcon in the caves of Crait

Seeing a bit of Snoke’s abilities
The “conversations” between Rey and Kylo

Carrie Fisher’s Performance as Leia

Porgs

So-so Moments:

Snoke’s Explanation Behind What Happened Between Rey and Kylo
Chewbacca annoyed with the porgs interrupting him eating

Poe Trolling Hux before attacking

Hux Trolling Kylo a bit as the walkers bombard Luke’s Projection with laser fire

Rey Going to the ‘dark’ part of the island (cave with a crystal like mirror)

Fight with the Praetorian Guards

Humor was practically all over the place some good and some bad.

Porgs

Terrible Parts:

Canto Bight

Rose’s Explanation while She and Finn Look at the Track where the Fathiers (the “space horses” of Star Wars) are running as well as being whipped by some caretaker who also scolds the three children that are tending to them

DJ

One offs of certain characters (Admiral Ackbar, Phasma)

Admiral Holdo

Cameos

Delivery of main message of failure

Depowering Kylo Ren

Knights of Ren

First off, I apologize if the list isn’t in the correct order but I am trying to go with the way how things went in the film.  As for some of the terrible parts that I know a good number of fans didn’t like, I can easily sum that up in one sentence.  Most of the writing was terrible despite the defense that Rian Johnson gives it.  I have listened to some podcasts that mention such interviews and I don’t fully buy into what he’s saying.  I especially agree with Mr. Hamill when he had creative differences with how Luke was being portrayed despite whatever threat Disney issued being the arrogant company that it is.

To start, the opening scene with the First Order attacking the Resistance, it was a mixed bag because of how incompetent they were despite having an advantage over them.  Poe trolling Hux was pretty good and BB-8 beeping the line ‘I have a bad feeling about this’ to which Leia agreed with the droid were some good parts (so-so).The bombing sequence of the Dreadnought was cringe worthy to me simply because of the way the events played out.  As I mentioned in my spoiler free version of my review, the men looked stupid and incompetent and the First Order supposedly had the advantage and the fact that they didn’t press it just was dumb and a waste of screen time.

Finn waking up in the bacta tank (or what would be considered one) and then walking around the ship as he was with Poe finding him…I was like “Awkward”.  This is what I mean when the humor is poorly executed and all over the place.  With Disney it’s a hit and miss.  Some of the Marvel films do it right (Thor: Ragnarok is a good example).

When we get to Ach-To, it wasn’t just me that spotted the obvious continuity error at the start (despite how minor it is).  I’m referring to the distance between Rey and Luke, but the way how Luke just tossed aside his old lightsaber was to me a “You could have brought up your question earlier before tossing the lightsaber aside” moment.

I had already mentioned that the parts with the porgs was pretty cute but the part that made me think that they might accidentally have it move over the cliff because of pecking around with (the lightsaber) was a little goofy.  If you noticed that I put the porgs on both the good and the so-so sections on my outline.  The reason being is that they’re both cute and annoying as John Boyega pointed (the annoying part).  Even though it was a bit of a money grab, I am willing to go with it.

When Rey struggled to explain to Luke why she was sent, who sent her, and Luke just clearly ignored her and said “What were you expecting hmm? That I would come back and face down the First Order suddenly all by myself?” (Something along those lines), it occurred to me that something about the writing just rubbed me the wrong way.  I am not like the superfans nor am I like the ones who don’t know much about it.

Poe getting demoted just because of disobedience and being a hot head just to have him learn that he doesn’t have all the answers…to me the manner in how it was done was rushed.  I didn’t even care much for the new characters as much. Admiral Holdo or Rose.

The whole chain of command and how it works may have made sense but the fact that it doesn’t add much to the story and the stupid chase through space was a waste of time.  While Holdo may have her reasons for keeping the others in the dark, I found it stupid in terms of execution.  She could have left Poe out of the loop or said something along the lines of ‘You’re asking the wrong person.  The person you should be asking unfortunately is in a coma like state because of your actions so why don’t you just shut it and do as you’re told’. But again…there was quite a bit of things that were sloppy.  This moment was one of them.

In my spoiler free version of the movie, I mentioned how I found the Force chat with Rey and Kylo interesting.  While we get glimpses into why Kylo is such a conflicted individual, the performance of the actors again was not the problem.  The difference in perspective was somewhat interesting but something there fell flat and I can’t put my finger on it.

Luke training Rey with regards to the way of the Jedi was…pretty good.  I loved the sarcasm during the first lesson.  However, when Rey reached further than expected and Luke was unable to break her concentration, I became curious with her statement after.  How she didn’t see Luke.  One of the things that I did like with Luke explaining about the Jedi was not only how it connected to the prequels and the original trilogy, but I realized how the Sith are not only left out with regards to how they are, the fact that Luke said that the Jedi and their hubris and arrogance brought their downfall made me mentally go “Thank you” because those who understand the lore of Star Wars (I understand a good amount), know that both the Sith and the Jedi are flawed in their teachings.

The reason why Canto Bight was such a waste of time is that not only are some characters out of character (looking at you Finn), but I couldn’t sympathize enough with Rose either.  Sure she dislikes the rich that sell weapons of destruction to oppress others, but that’s it?  The time taken to find the code breaker was boring to me.  What would have been interesting to me and I am sure to others is if Rose would have been able to do it also.  Plus it didn’t stand out to me.  For the sake of trying to harken back to the prequels or the original trilogy by putting the place in…total failure to me.

BB-8 was pretty good (and the parts that the droid was in was pretty funny) but when DJ gets found by Finn and Rose, the character was just a plot device later on in the film.  This was one of many parts that I hated and an issue in the film.  Wasted talent and money for cameos and one offs that doesn’t add anything to the movie…I was really disappointed.

The scene in which Rey goes to the cave to find out about herself gave me a call back to Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings (which was a bit annoying).  While it was supposed to mirror what Luke did on Dagobah, this just fell flat for me.  I have listened to some podcasts about why it made sense for some people, well good for them but there’s quite a bit of things that could have been taken out of the movie and it might have been better without it.  If it was supposed to say that she makes her own path and her parents identity are not important…the manner in delivering that message just didn’t make any sense.

Despite the Resistance trying to get away from Snoke’s ship and Finn and Rose having to sneak aboard to help out, the part where Kylo brings Rey to Snoke felt like Return of the Jedi and despite Kylo trying to have Rey join him and her trying to turn him back to the light, it was a mixed bag for me.  Snoke was interesting but I still found some of the writing a bit bland.  Kylo turning on Snoke made me think back to a prediction that I heard from one fan about Kylo likely doing such an action if he is trying to be a “smart Sith” although ignorant fans (I’m sure some would lop me in with that group which is stupid because they don’t know the difference) would point out that Snoke was so distracted in the moment that he didn’t notice Kylo using Luke’s lightsaber to cut him down is practically ridiculous.  Here’s the reason why (and I’m sure others have reached the same conclusion with their theories on why Snoke is alive).  He was able to Force probe minds, use a form of telekinesis (just like Kylo did in TFA), have the two connect in a certain manner, predict certain outcomes (just like he did in that sequence).  If that isn’t a small demonstration of how powerful the guy is…then clearly those fans that are like WTF are you talking about, have missed the mark completely.  Did I find the moment to be average prior to Snoke being cut down, yes.  However, when Snoke said that Kylo was nothing more than a kid in a mask…I thought that was the best insult ever given to a villian from another villain.  The fight between the Praetorian Guards was good visually but I felt that the forced pairing of Kylo and Rey was super obvious and I just found it odd.

I admit that the quote that Kylo gives about letting go of the past I am quite on the fence about for a simple reason.  It makes sense to a degree, yet as was the case when he was attacking the ship that his mother was on (the Raddus [named after the Mon Calamari in Rogue One]), Kylo Ren hesitates to fire and yet one of the other TIE fighter pilots does it for him.  He himself acts like he can but as Rey pointed out and as fans also noticed…there is still conflict in him.

When Admiral Holdo decided to stay behind to help the Resistance escape after Finn and Rose are betrayed by the First Order by ramming the ship through a quick burst of lightspeed, I wasn’t even upset with the character being gone.  The fight between Phasma and Finn was OK but I like the reaction of both Finn and Rose when they get help from BB-8 piloting a section of an AT-ST (chicken walker).  However, it was disappointing again, the fight…was definitely one sided but some characters were just half baked.  This is the case with Phasma.  Despite not having read the book regarding the character, I just can’t shake the feeling that fans easily get baited into terrible writing and plot when a character isn’t as believable.

By the time the Resistance gets to Crait, I am immediately reminded of Lord of the Rings again (Helm’s Deep) and the Empire Strikes Back.  Despite having trouble getting a signal for help from whoever is left in the galaxy, I will admit that I did like the simple parts of Luke Skywalker projecting himself there and interacting with Leia.  That moment when the two were together, I got a bit misty eyed I admit and also hearing Leia’s theme.  What I really liked is when Leia says “I know he can’t be saved.  He’s too far gone” to which her brother replies “No one is ever really gone”.  The fight on Crait was…at best, sub-par.  When the Millennium Falcon showed up and Kylo Ren gives the same insult that Luke did in episode IV, I could not hide my grin because despite the chase being short…I enjoyed it.  I also felt that Rey was a better shot than Finn was.  When C-3PO was acknowledging Luke…I loved how he simply turns his head to him and just winks.  The dialogue between Luke and Ben I really liked a lot especially when Ben is so blinded by his rage and anger.  Ben: “The Resistance is dead, the war is over, and when I kill you, I will have killed the last Jedi!” Luke: “Amazing.  Every word of what you just said was wrong. The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And I will not be the last Jedi”.  The dialogue during the fight was good even if the fight itself was average to me despite the visuals. “If you strike me down in anger, I will always be with you,” he tells Ben.  I’m absolutely certain that fans can quickly recall the same thing Obi-Wan said to Vader in A New Hope. “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine”.  The last thing that Luke says to Kylo before disappearing got me grinning like an idiot because not only does it sound a bit Han Solo like but also more of the actor Mark Hamill than Luke because of Mark Hamill’s witty humor with that. “See you around kid”.  🙂

The sarcasm between Kylo and Hux as Luke gets bombarded with laser fire was a bit amusing when Hux asked “Did you get him?”.  The fight between Kylo and Luke was…in my honest opinion…lacking a bit.  When I saw Rose stopping Finn from sacrificing himself and then heard her reasoning for doing so…I was like…”OK…you made your point”. But I didn’t buy the chemistry between the two characters at all.

As the rest of the Resistance was trying to escape with the help of the Vulptex (the crystal foxes of Crait), I didn’t fully buy into the time Rey spent on Ach-To after leaving Luke frustrated and learning what happened with Kylo as convincing.  I mean yeah, she’s a prodigy but the lack of development was definitely there.  One would argue the same thing with Luke.  I will get to the point of why I sort of like Rey now compared to disliking her a bit before in TFA.

Overall Thoughts:

This now brings me to some of my favorite parts of the film.

Yoda returning to meet with Luke was really good.  The reaction that Luke had when he hesitates to destroy the tree and then Yoda does it through the Force by bringing lightning down to finish the job and seeing Yoda laughing while doing so made me think that he had a lesson to teach Luke and he did.  Some would think that it almost felt out of character for Yoda to react as he did, but I didn’t find it odd at all.  What I found interesting visually is that they seemingly went from CGI to hand puppet in a manner of minutes and I liked the way how the camera pans back a bit as you see Luke sitting next to Yoda as they watch the Force tree burning like two old friends that haven’t seen each other in a long time (which is what Yoda did say. “Ah Skywalker…missed you I have”).

Luke didn’t listen as well as he should have.  What seemed clear besides the fact that Luke didn’t read the books is that one can only teach so much to a student and what they become after will answer if it was enough.  Not just the victories…but the failures as well.  Had it only been brought up once, I would have had no problems with it. I wasn’t as surprised to figure out that Yoda knew somehow that Rey had the books in her possession (the scene in which Finn goes to a section of the Falcon and spots the books in a drawer) because despite what Rey was able to learn, she would be able to do what Luke forgot to do before and likely share that knowledge with other Force sensitive individuals.

The late Carrie Fisher and her performance as Princess Leia.  I had a mixed bag feeling about her performance, but I will say most of it was good.  It was the scene of her using the Force in space that I didn’t find believable.  If it was done prior to the ship getting hit…maybe.  However, the way how her character was in the original trilogy is one of the things that I liked about her.  She was headstrong, brave, and brilliant.

While Rey being a prodigy was a bit of a problem for me before, I will admit that it is going to take a long time for me to get used to the character especially now since J.J. Abrams has a lot of work ahead of him to fix.  What was clear to me is that when it comes to prodigies by definition…it does make sense that they have a certain gift within them.  With Rey…I still find it difficult to believe for the most part especially with the parent revelation a bit of a letdown.  I did take it with a grain of salt but I was still hoping for something significant.  However, some part of the exchange with Kylo and Rey was…sketchy at best because I didn’t fully believe what Kylo said compared to how Vader told Luke that he was his father.

Now that I got that out of the way, let me summarize the parts that I didn’t like a lot.

Main issues with the film: Writing style, lack of experience, and disregard to the source material.

Like I said earlier, the manner in how the film tried to get the main point out of failure was to me a total mess.  Too many subplots or plot holes.  Some characters I didn’t care about as much (DJ, Admiral Holdo) and others I really wished was more fleshed out (Phasma, Rose, Finn).

Some quotes were good and the good news was that I was able to retain it in my head at least and I just brought out a few of them.

The Knights of Ren were nowhere to be shown and it would have been interesting to learn more about them.  Depowering Kylo Ren from TFA was definitely a major letdown and the fact that Johnson was trying to literally make the Force more inclusive makes me question why in bloody hell did it ever “Awaken” at all?  I don’t care much about what other films Johnson might have made (didn’t even watch Looper despite how interesting the plot may seem).  Since George Lucas said that it was beautifully done, some part of me doesn’t fully buy into some of the so-called articles regarding what he thought about the film on the Internet.  It made me realize that the whole “don’t believe everything you read and hear” does ring true and I have tried to at least take some things with a grain of salt.

The whole comparison to the Empire Strikes Back as was mentioned in the Internet and on social media was not only a means for Johnson to say “F” you to everyone, but like I state earlier, I didn’t trust those in Disney as well as Kathleen Kennedy regardless of whatever excuses they hide behind.  I know that not everyone can be satisfied but Johnson was a terrible choice in my honest opinion despite some of the film being good.  The fact that quality was sacrificed just to go off the deep end with no regard to respecting source material and disregarding the previous works shows that Johnson lacks experience in my honest opinion.  I know that I mentioned about how Ridley Scott considered the decisions made by Disney for doing the Star Wars films stupid and I forgot to put the link to one so here it is:

Ridley Scott Thinks Disney Should Hire More Experienced Directors For Star Wars

When it comes to quality of a product or a service, myself and everyone clearly knows this important point.  The lack of experience clearly shows.  This is especially the case with Rian Johnson and the complete disregard and arrogance by Disney.  The fact that the way they handle “failure”, something that they tried to put in The Last Jedi is something that they handle in a dumb way.

Here are some of the quotes between Luke and Rey that I liked from the film and a few other quotes:

Luke: Where are you from Rey?

Rey: Nowhere.

Luke: Nobody’s from nowhere.

Rey: Jakku

Luke: Yeah, that’s pretty much nowhere

Luke: What do you know about the force?

Rey: It’s a power that Jedi have that lets them control people and… make things float.

Luke: Impressive. Every word in that sentence was wrong.

(R2-D2 beeps)

Luke: Hey! Sacred planet.  Watch the language.

Finn: Let’s go Chrome Dome

Kylo: Blast that piece of garbage out of the sky! (referring to the Falcon)

Poe: She drew them off.  Every single one of them.

Finn: Oh!  They hate that ship.

I did watch an episode of The Graham Norton Show with regards to the Last Jedi and I agree with Gwendoline Christie about how the film was a love letter to the late Carrie Fisher (It’s too bad that I walked out after the credits and I should have stayed to see the tribute to her…ugh…can’t believe I did that).  I liked how Mark Hamill explained on the show about the way the scene for him getting the lightsaber using the Force was done and they tried to replicate it on the show which was fun to see.

Despite Carrie Fisher being gone, she will still hold a place in everyone’s hearts.  Once a Jedi…always a Jedi.  She will always be everyone’s princess.

R.I.P. Carrie Fisher.  The Force is with you…always.

Somewhat Impressive This Movie Is (Spoiler Free Review of The Last Jedi)

Author’s Note: This one is going to be spoiler-free for those that haven’t seen the movie. I will mention that I do rant quite a bit on this and while some mirror that of other people that have seen the film, I actually agree with some of the complaints. So no need to worry about major important information. Usually these types don’t have as much stuff put in compared to ones with spoilers. Will post one with spoilers soon.

Prior to seeing The Last Jedi, I had a gut feeling that the reviews that I heard was only a small amount and that not many fans agree with the critics. Plus I felt that the hype was way overdone. I also made a few predictions as to which characters were going to be considered ‘throwaways’ (ones that supposedly were interesting but there wasn’t much effort in terms of advancing them). Also, I felt that there were a few gags that was funny and that some or most of what was seen in the trailers was going to be in the film.

After watching the movie, I wasn’t as surprised when some or most of what I predicted actually came true. Some of the characters in terms of performance I actually liked while others were a mixed bag. Also there were a few moments that I did find funny, but at the same time I felt that the film was also trying way too hard to do so.

The opening scene was somewhat amusing but at the same time, the portrayal of each side was for the most part lackluster. The First Order clearly has the advantage against the Resistance yet they don’t really press their advantage. Partially to blame is General Hux who was the target of quite a bit of jokes and getting picked on, not just by Poe Dameron but also those in the First Order. I was thinking to myself, why the heck wasn’t there any other Generals, Captains, and the like trying to do exactly what I just brought up…press their advantage?

Most of the things that really irked me severely were as follows: plotholes…almost way too many to count, the treatment of the late Carrie Fisher’s performance (mixed bag reaction), Luke’s ‘half involvement’ in the movie (a big chunk of it), the revelation of Rey’s parents (mixed bag reaction), the lack of backstory to Snoke, the time and money wasted on the Canto Bight section of the story (which took up most of the second act of the story) and how average the fight between Finn and Captain Phasma felt because the end result was pretty obvious prior to the fight even starting.

The whole chain of command thing makes sense to a tiny degree because of the slight possibility that there might be panic incited or a mutiny (which did happen). Most of the remaining original cast was severely underutilized and to me, that was disappointing. The reason to shift focus on the new characters is a terrible excuse by everyone in Disney and Kathleen Kennedy. The movie also gave me more reason to not like the new characters as much not just because of what Rian Johnson did, but the fact that the arrogance displayed shows me that he’s way worse than George Lucas in terms of decision making. At least Mr. Lucas allowed some input to a degree (Sam Jackson asking for a “purple” lightsaber ring any bells? Plus I liked Mace Windu as a character).

Canto Bight was a total waste of time and money and effort. The reason storytelling wise just didn’t have to be that long. So many missed opportunities and I didn’t buy the reasoning for Rose and all of that. Too much political hidden messages to force a point that not many people would give a thought about. Finn was out of character to a degree and DJ was a waste and not even needed.

Admiral Holdo was another character that I didn’t like very much. Reasoning for taking command while Leia was comatose after her use of the Force was bland at best. Had it been shown that she used the Force to go against the pull of the vacuum of space and be able to save who she could, I would have found that more believable.

The one offs on interesting characters is a major issue and letdown because lets face it…the writing was terrible. I was curious about Phasma and Snoke but now JJ Abrams has a mountain load of work to do for the last episode and by bloody Nora he had better study the mistakes that Johnson defends because of Disney and Kathleen Kennedy. If they think average fans of Star Wars won’t notice the agenda that they’re pushing…guess again.

Regarding Snoke, I will admit that if it was a waste of time by Abrams to add such a nonsense character because of the executives at Disney…it would give me more reason to dislike the company because despite the money they keep getting, the quality is deteriorating faster than lightspeed literally. When you have individuals that are narrow minded as leaders that don’t care about people in general…the structure is absolutely doomed from the start. That is also the case with Admiral Holdo. Johnson just didn’t do the franchise justice and Disney can’t make competent decision-making because of the higher ups. If you really want to care about a franchise and have it do well…you seriously have to forget about monetary gain. If it does well and both average people and fans like it…then it’s money well spent. Video games have the excuse to make average results but with something like Star Wars…I think the lack of more involvement by George Lucas is what will kill the franchise in the end no matter how much money is made.

Now that I have gotten the negative stuff out of my mind, let me tell you what was good about the film (which is very very few).

Few jokes were well made while others were bland and fall flat. Poe trolling Hux as an example (so-so)

BB-8 trying to plug the leaking from the fighter (good)

Luke being sarcastic to Rey during the first lesson (really good)

Luke literally telling off his nephew Ben during the fight on Crait (good)

The Force chats between Rey and Kylo (really good)

Chewbacca trying to shoo away the porgs so he could eat in peace (really good)

R2-D2 trying to convince Luke to train Rey (good)

Snoke showing some of his abilities (really good)

Porgs being cute and a little annoying at the same time (really good)

The character development for Rey, Kylo and Luke was…alright. Not really great but I can give it a small pass. A few quotes stood out to me than others.

Overall rating: 7/10

Something Reminiscent of the Original and More (Review of Beauty and the Beast)

**Author’s Note: Slight spoilers for those that have not seen the movie, although for many of us that have seen the movie, there are slight changes from the animated film. If you do not want to be spoiled, go over to the section titled “Overall Thoughts”. Since I am comparing two versions of the film, this will be the lengthiest review that I have done by far and first for a musical.**
When I first saw the trailer for this and heard the instrumental background for Beauty and the Beast, I was curious and at the same time excited because this was literally the number one favorite Disney animated film of my childhood (second being Tarzan and third being The Lion King). I had a feeling that some people would be bashing on Emma Watson (just because of her acting and that they easily recall her from the Harry Potter films) [rolls eyes] and the fact that the appearance of the Beast was off just because of the horns (which for the dumb comments they referenced it to looking a bit devilish which is paranoid to be honest). To me, the look of the Beast was a little…odd. Not exactly what I was expecting and yes…I still think it resemble a bit of a goat (with the horns as well), I don’t know why but it sort of does. I might get used to it over time but the fact that this was a musical just makes it more enjoyable for fans. The new generation might like the titular song done by Arianna Grande and John Legend but as for me, Disney tried way too hard to have them replicate what was done by Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson and the fact that it started a pointless stupid debate online doesn’t surprise me.  

After I watched it with my best friend, we both discussed as the credits rolled that one of the songs felt at least autotuned compared to most of the other songs. However, after I listened to the new songs again after watching the film, it became clear to me that another song that I thought wasn’t tampered with by being autotuned, actually was. Turns out that one version was more of my favorite than the other. I speak of the new track titled “Evermore”. Before I go into detail as to why it’s my favorite and why I would rank it first, I want to make a quick note that I did go and check some of the Broadway tracks, particularly “If I Can’t Love Her” which after listening to both tracks, I did spot some musical notes that had some similarity.
Speaking of the Broadway musical hit, those that are familiar and have seen it would likely spot a few things with regards to lyrics and a nod to a track from it that those who haven’t seen the musical wouldn’t have caught. It’s from another new track titled “Days in the Sun” which I actually like a lot compared to “Human Again” from the re-release of Beauty and the Beast (I did watch that one and that song felt a bit forced compared to “Days in the Sun”). I will make a section regarding the ranking of my favorite tracks from the film and I will say this, I absolutely love the new tracks in the live-action film but since I am reviewing a musical, the music would only make sense with the visuals if you go and watch the movie. Just listening to the music itself would give you an idea of what is going on and also show the differences between animated and live-action. Also, scattered throughout, I will mention some of my favorite moments in the film and then list a few others that I could relate to after the music. All of this will be on the “Overall Thoughts” section of the review.
The live action version of the film does a few things differently that the animated version couldn’t have done in 2D form. For one, when the film does open, instead of using the familiar castle used in the opening title nowadays, the castle that is used instead is the Beast’s castle and it goes straight into the prologue itself and viewers are then given the background of the former Prince who is shown as a bit of a selfish playboy and the makeup acts as a mask of sorts which shows a different “beast” altogether. I felt that the prologue sequence itself was really well done. We get a couple of original characters (one of them becomes the wardrobe), and the short song titled “Aria” goes well with the ballroom dance sequence. For those that think the person narrating in the prologue is one of the servants, it isn’t. I quickly found out a bit later as to who the Enchantress was as the prologue played itself out when Belle’s father, Maurice, is found by a woman named Agathe (but more on that later).  
I know that there were mixed feelings about the opening title ‘Belle’ and I actually agree with many viewers about how it was heavily autotuned after listening to the track numerous times. For those that say that most of the times when Emma Watson was singing that it was autotuned, I dare you to listen again to those songs. That song as well as the reprise were the only times that it definitely felt autotuned but when I was watching and spotting the differences between both live action and animated versions (I will list them down shortly on what I recall), it illustrates not just the times in France back then, but also how the viewpoint of the villagers and their reaction to a woman reading was no different historically. It was frowned upon true, but it also shows how little the villagers understand because their minds are literally closed off whereas Belle is the opposite. The only person in town that supports her was Père Robert (Father Robert). This is one of the tiny details that was different from the animated version (in which Belle went over to a bookstore). I liked this change because it shows that the Church shows no indifference to individuals and supports them no matter the circumstances, which is something that regular villagers tend to forget. The triplets in the live action version of the film during the song as the lyrics go: “But behind that fair façade, I’m afraid she’s rather odd” as well as the tone that it was delivered in shows that they share the same viewpoint as the rest of the villagers in looking down at a woman who tries to educate herself.  

As for Luke Evans and his portrayal of Gaston in terms of performance, I actually enjoyed it a bit. While others would say that he was lacking on the part that makes him a bit fun (like in the animated film, I will get to the titular track of the character later), I actually welcomed that lacking part in that it sort of gave the character a bit of a backstory but I find the minor vendetta of making Le Fou [portrayed by Josh Gad, who I recognized as “Olaf” from Frozen] (for those that weren’t sure of the meaning, it translates as “the fool” in French) a gay character a bit unnecessary. I actually found it a bit amusing only in the fact that he seemed like the type of character that didn’t know exactly what he wanted. Over time, the character was evidently being put more on the sidelines. Gaston at first comes out a bit headstrong and straightforward and admires Belle for not letting others and their opinion get to her, but what he doesn’t realize is that it also applies to him. When the villagers destroy Belle’s washing machine invention in retaliation for trying to teach a girl to read and then Père Robert goes to help her, the mental division between those that understand people and those who fear change are quite evident. The part in which Belle is singing the lines which act as a foreshadow to the film itself explaining her favorite part of the book she’s reading while walking through a flower shop (compared to the animated version in which Belle is reading to sheep, which technically is a bit odd) I found better than the former however, I only had one tiny minor complaint which was a little disorienting and that is the camera movement as it occurred going in circles during that exact sequence that I just described.
Belle’s relationship with her father Maurice (portrayed by Kevin Kline) is one part of the film that I actually like because when comparing him to the animated version, I actually prefer the live action version of Maurice since it shows and demonstrates that how much he cares for his daughter and how he understands that just because some people have different views doesn’t mean that they’re crazy or strange. This brings up the question “Who really has the small mind here? Is it them or me? How and why am I letting my ignorance blinding me from understanding why this person is what he/she is?”. When Maurice is singing the first two stanzas of “How Does a Moment Last Forever”, he’s working on a little music box which resembles a windmill and there’s a bit of a foreshadow as well as a backstory at the same time. It shows inside the life that he once had with his wife when Belle was a baby and also the painting that he has of her with Belle in her arms. Maurice is more of a tinkerer and I found myself grinning slightly as he is asking Belle for a couple of parts and she already has it in hand ready. The exchange that the two have when Belle asks if her father thinks she’s odd explains why I prefer this version of Maurice when he replies that “Small minded also means safe” and that his daughter is way ahead of his time. I think the adjective that he tells Belle when describing about the mother she barely knew as “fierce” is also fitting to Belle as well. There’s a few small nods to the original story written by Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont which is what I think some or most people are familiar with. Belle asking for a rose from her father as he prepares to go to the market to sell his wares, stumbles across the Beast’s castle and wanders around inside, and then trying to get a rose from the garden, much to the dismay of the Beast. The only difference is that Maurice comes across Chip, the enchanted teacup, which then causes him to freak out and then stumble across the garden before trying to pick a rose.

One obvious funny moment in the film (at least to me) with the servants of the castle is when they start to talk and then quickly revert back to trying to be inanimate and then seeing the reaction of both Maurice and Belle when they realize most of the castle is alive. There were some great quotes in this movie that I remember pretty well and have to say kudos to the scriptwriters on this. One in particular is during the scene in which Belle tries to reason with the Beast in saying her goodbyes to her father. When Maurice explains to Belle about the life sentence just for picking a rose and Belle asks if she could say her goodbyes that “Forever can spare a minute”, there was a part of me that indicated early on that I really prefer this version of Belle compared to the animated one particularly because of both character development and depth. Yes, the animated one was pretty to look at I admit…but in terms of depth…that is what was missing. Emma Watson does a good job with how she portrays Belle because of her real work as a feminist supporter and that she wanted to make the character a bit different from how it was before. What was not surprising was when Belle pushes her father out of the cell and took his place and how the Beast insults Belle by calling her a fool for taking his place.

Before I go any further regarding the main heroine, I want to quickly shift gears and bring focus to the servants of the castle themselves…and one particular moment which immediately made me think of one of the likely future projects of Disney because of Belle’s reflexive reaction. To start off, Audra McDonald…the name only rang a bell to me because I recall her performance, however faintly, in Disney’s version of Annie (the one in 1999). She portrayed a character known as Madame de Garderobe (who does the song “Aria” in the prologue) an original character but then gets transformed into the familiar wardrobe. The scene in which she literally interacts with Belle and brings up the line “Let’s see what I got in my drawers” and then the moths come flying out made me smile a bit, but what really got me grinning is when she literally went crazy with the fabrics and then calls in the Master’s pooch (which I forgot how she called him) to help her [I was like mentally screaming in my head ‘They added the dog! Yes’] and then just when it got tight around her waist did Belle felt it almost hurt. Her reaction for a split second from it is the same from the movie Mulan (which is likely to be one of Disney’s next live action projects). I loved how she played the character in this movie and her singing…oh my goodness, despite having some parts was great. Next, Lumiere and Cogsworth portrayed by Ewan McGregor and Sir Ian McKellen. I love both of these actors and I can sort of understand why some people might be divided in terms of their performance. I see it as a bit of a toss up on both characters when comparing the animated version with the live action ones…but if I really had to choose…I would say that I like both. In the animated version, the two almost act like comic relief characters and I actually like the interaction between the two especially the part when they bring up the ‘West Wing’ and Lumiere manages to catch Cogsworth on the slip up and they just simply dismiss the area as “storage space” and that the East Wing was the ‘only wing’ (place with a room) available. I think with what Ewan McGregor was given to work with despite being unsure of his French accent and not having seen the original animated film did pretty well. Some parts that I enjoyed was when the Beast calls out Lumiere who is ticked when he finds out that dinner was made for Belle and Lumiere tries to explain his reason for doing so and then puts it on Cogsworth. Ian McKellen I felt was given very little to work with for the character and compared to the animated counterpart voiced by David Ogden Stiers, I thought he did alright with what he had.

               As for Mrs. Potts and Chip, I would say that it’s a bit of a toss up for me on this one. On the one hand, I think that Emma Thompson’s performance as Mrs. Potts was OK, but she was supposed to represent warmth yet I felt it was lacking something. Although when it also comes to singing the titular song is where I get a little divisive. To me at least, the accent is sort of heavy compared to Angela Lansbury (who voiced Mrs. Potts in the animated version). However, the design in terms of both characters is where it’s also divided. Putting the face on the side instead of the front (like how it was in the animated version) just didn’t quite cut it for me. Chip on the other hand was the only one that was exactly the same. A minor complaint but in my opinion I don’t think it would have been that hard. I liked how they added a few moments that I found absolutely adorable besides the familiar line “Want to see me do a trick?”. One in particular was how Chip reacted to seeing Belle inside the castle and asks, “What type of tea does she like? Earl Grey? Oolong? Chamomile?”. The other moment I will explain a little later regarding the song “Days in the Sun”. The featherduster being played Gugu Mbatha-Raw I actually liked a bit more compared to the animated counterpart portrayed by Kimmy Robertson and yet the only reason that’s the case is that during the sequence where the servants are turned back to their human selves, I had to admit that Gugu was quite stunning and her performance was quite good.

    When I saw the way how the room interior was like for the East Wing, I could see quite a bit of old French designs in some parts of the room and I have to say kudos to the design team on how it came out. I was a bit amused when Belle thought almost most things in the castle was enchanted when she picked up the hairbrush and thought it was alive much to the chagrin of both Lumiere and Cogsworth. 

           When we get to the Gaston number, I was curious how the changes to the lyrics would be and whether or not it would flow well with how it was portrayed on screen. As Gaston explains to Le Fou what he imagined when he got married and the plans with Belle but instead got turned down, his remark when Le Fou tries to cheer him up when there were other women around I felt in my opinion was like a double entendre. “A great hunter doesn’t waste time on rabbits”, he tells Le Fou. I think most people probably found it alright, some really like it, and a few were disappointed because of some parts missing, and by missing I mean the line “And every last inch of me is covered in hair”. I actually found it pretty fun and a little amusing since Josh Gad did the improvised line at the end of the song about being illiterate when trying to spell Gaston’s name. The part that seemed a bit typical was the following:

(Gaston)I needed encouragement. Thank you Le Fou.

 (Le Fou) Well there’s no one as easy to bolster as you. 

(Second of silence).

 (Le Fou)Too much? 

(Gaston)Yup.

Le Fou trying to bribe the patrons to join in on trying to encourage Gaston was quite entertaining to watch and the changes to the song was a bit subtle and different to an extent from the animated version and fun. A couple of parts were changed in terms of illustration to the lyrics but for most that understood some of the lyrics particularly “No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston”, to me, I knew that it meant knocking someone out but it was put a bit differently in the live action version.  

I had to admit that the two of them were quite hilarious and enjoyed their performance in the song. Another part of the song that I liked was when Gaston explains how he hunts, a new part that wasn’t in the animated version. It goes like this:

(Gaston): When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver, and beasts of the field say a prayer. First I carefully aim for the liver. Then I shoot from behind.

(Le Fou): Is that fair?

(Gaston): I don’t care. (Fires his rifle)

The end of the song itself seemed more improvised than new lyrics in my honest opinion but I enjoyed it nonetheless and the part when a few of the patrons put on the red suit on Gaston really completed the look of the character. Yes, Gaston is a bit narcissistic and also proud of his prowess as a hunter (which goes into some detail in the live action version), but over time, the dark undertones begin to reveal themselves (particularly in The Mob Song and when Maurice tries to lead Gaston to the enchanted Castle of the Beast and then Gaston reveals his intentions to him about asking Maurice’s permission to marry Belle and he refuses which causes Gaston to leave Maurice knocked out and left in the woods for the wolves).

    One scene that had me slightly grinning was when the Beast tries to have Belle come down to dinner, the servants telling him of what he should be doing and their reaction when the Beast does try to smile at Lumiere’s request, and she refuses by saying the following: “You’ve taking me as your prisoner and now you want to have dinner with me?! Are you insane? I would rather starve than eat with you”, to which the Beast responds “Well then be my guest!” I found it quite clever of the scriptwriters to make a foreshadow of what happens later with that line while having it as a way for the Beast to vent his frustration at the same time. An interesting effect with the live action version that I felt was quite appropriate and made sense at the same time was every time a petal from the enchanted rose fell, the castle was affected in some way, as well as the servants. As Lumiere pointed out to the Beast that “they become less human as time passes”. There were some really good quotes and scenes that I would have some trouble listing them all down without giving the rest of the movie away and I already mentioned a few of them.

In the “Be Our Guest” number, I felt that visually it was well done but there wasn’t as much interaction so to speak between Belle and the servants and when I compare it to the animated version, the original was more of a show stopper performance and the live action version just managed to squeak by a bit (same goes with Ewan McGregor’s performance). One tiny little hint that I am sure a few spotted but guessed at the significance of it was right at the part as the lyrics go “While the candle lights still glowing, let us help you, we’ll keep going”. Disney gave a hint at another project that they planned on doing, which is Aladdin (Cogsworth had a turban on his head, there was a resemblance of the palace as well). Also, a smart thing that was done is taking out the “10 years we’ve been rusting” and replacing it with “Too long we’ve been rusting” was quite clever in my opinion.  

The suspense build up as Belle goes into the West Wing of the castle and finds the enchanted rose is where I think that I find myself in disagreement with those that might say it was rushed. The suspense build up I agree is the only reason it felt rushed. It almost didn’t look like Belle was taking her time looking around but it was when she was looking at the rose that the Beast appeared. It is here where it was a bit of a let down for me. The Beast seemed more concerned than really angry with Belle. The line “Do you realize what you could have done?” definitely was rushed when delivered as I was listening, instead of in a more angry steady pace to illustrate his frustration. In the animated version, the look on the Beast’s face had more of a look that said “Oh great. Now I’ve done it. Better go after her to make sure she’s not hurt”.

As Belle tried to fend off the wolves and then the Beast comes in to protect her, there was that moment in which Belle was contemplating of going on and thinking to herself, “He did save me, yet he also told me off. It doesn’t seem right to just leave him there injured”. The way how the expression appears in both versions are quite different. With the live action version (at least in my opinion), Belle notices that there’s something in the creature which made her feel sorry for him. I mentioned earlier about how Gaston’s character starts to show a darker side when Maurice tries to convince Gaston to no avail that there’s a Beast that took Belle and then he responds in the same fashion as Belle when Gaston reveals why he decided to help despite not believing his story and then leaving him for dead for the wolves only for him to be found by Agathe later (I will elaborate on her later).

There was a moment I liked with regards to the new song, “Days in the Sun” which is much better than the “Human Again” song from the re-release of the animated version of Beauty and the Beast in 2002. Mrs. Potts explained to Belle that after the mother passed away, the father made the Master even worse than him and the servants felt that they were to blame when the father messed up the Prince since they didn’t do anything to help despite having watched over him all his life. After seeing the flashback and who was singing at first, and then hearing the servants sing before Belle does a small bit and the tone was exactly the same from “How Does a Moment Last Forever”. I actually liked this song a lot because it illustrates how the servants were before the curse from the Enchantress was inflicted upon them. The tragic part in my opinion for me was for Madame Garderobe and Maestro Cadenza (the latter having to be a harpsicord) since both of them are in separate parts of the castle (Garderobe in the East Wing, while Maestro Cadenza is in the ballroom). I felt the lyrics in the new song was really well written.

 One of the adorable moments I came across was when Chip was going to sleep and it was in a cupboard. When Lumiere explains to Belle what happens when the last petal falls, I mentioned earlier that I like the twist because not much happened to the servants in the animated version. 
I mentioned before about the character named Agathe who stumbles across a tied up Maurice and tends to him. She doesn’t speak as much at first, but I immediately recognized her voice as the one who was narrating in the prologue. For those that were paying attention to detail will probably recognize her character a bit later on during the fight in the castle.
I found it amusing and a good way to show how Belle and the Beast are trying to make an effort to get to know one another when Belle starts to quote Shakespeare and then the Beast follows in reciting the rest. Seeing the Beast also dislike the story of Romeo and Juliet and not as interesting as well as his reaction was really amusing. When the Beast gives Belle the library as a gift and then when asked “Have you really read all these books?” and then the Beast replies “No, some of them are in Greek”, the reaction that Belle gives and asks “Was that a joke?” illustrated how she is slowly starting to get to know him and possibly get along with him. One other scene that was good is when Belle is reciting a passage from a particular poet as they’re walking down a bridge and they both look upon the frozen lake amidst a bare, snow covered forest (it almost looked like something out a painting to me, despite the fact it was CGI). The line after which seems to be from another poet almost has another meaning and it is almost like it was addressed to the Prince.

When we get to the “Something There” number, there’s a few small differences from the animated version and I have to admit, I was chuckling a bit when the Beast reacted to Belle throwing a snowball and then he launches a bigger one at her. In the animated version, when they were eating, the song came after and Belle was trying to show the Prince how to feed the birds. One amusing moment at the end of the song was right after Mrs. Potts was telling Chip that what was going on between the Beast and Belle that he’ll understand when he’s older and then a few seconds later, he acts cheeky and responds “OK, I’m older now”.  

The relationship between Belle and the Prince that starts to build was something that I happen to like quite a bit. You could almost tell that she was starting to think to herself, ‘There’s something about this one that intrigues me and yet I find him to be a bit attractive’. A few glances here and there, but when both of them begin sharing how the other is viewed differently from other people, I could see that they’re both beginning to open up to each other. That little exchange is what I figured to be significant.

Beast: Your village sounds terrible

Belle: Almost as lonely as your castle.

    In the Beast’s case, it’s the outward appearance that almost makes him feel like an unwanted guest (which is how he treated the old beggarwoman in the prologue) whereas Belle was being chided and insulted because she was smart, headstrong, and ahead of her time. The next twist that I found interesting and despite not being mentioned in the prologue in terms of what was done by the Enchantress has to do with a magic book. It allows the user to literally escape to another part of the world. The Beast explains to Belle that this trick was the most cruel one of all by the Enchantress since he felt that there would be no place for someone like him in the outside world, and yet ironically, the same is what the villagers almost think of Belle, when in my opinion, I don’t just detect fear from them, but a slight bit of jealousy as well. What happens next I felt is also significant for both characters because for Belle, it gives her a bit of closure and for the Beast to realize how wrong he was to judge Belle’s father and for the fact that both characters have lost their mother early in life. If you recall early on, there was a music box that Maurice was tinkering with and it showed his family on the inside. It resembled a windmill on the outside and he was a painter. It showed him painting a picture of his wife. The place that Belle was thinking of, was her old home in Paris. The Beast finds out that Belle’s mother died when the Black Plague hit. I admit that it was a bit dark for a brief moment but as I stated regarding the significance of the situation, it was necessary and it filled a plot hole that the animated version couldn’t have addressed. The rose motif continues in the film when Belle picks up a rattler that belonged to her which resembles a red rose. There’s a reprisal of “How Does a Moment Last Forever” sung by Emma Watson when she describes how her childhood that she barely remembers but knows how painful and sad it is when it is gone so quickly. Maurice never explained why he was hesitant to tell Belle what happened to her mother because he was trying to protect her from the pain, grief, and guilt that he likely felt when they had to leave for that small town to get away from the Plague. 

    Going back really quick to the character of Le Fou, he seems to be supportive of Gaston but right after Gaston tried to kill Maurice, Le Fou tries and fails to have Gaston change and then when they find Maurice back at the tavern, Le Fou eventually becomes more of a side character and betrays Maurice and he (Maurice) gets treated like a madman. Father Robert is the only one who sees that something is amiss despite the fact that the patrons go along with a groupthink mentality. Gaston’s dark spiral downward goes further when he convinces the patrons that Maurice is a danger to himself and others and tells Maurice that his daughter ran away as a result, which Maurice himself knows isn’t true.

    During the preparations for the ballroom dance, I have to admit that the live action version was pretty good. With regards to the Beast, when they put the same make up that he wore when he was human, I just couldn’t help but grin from ear to ear as to how ridiculous he looked (the animated version of the grooming mess up was just too plain in my opinion). As for Belle’s golden dress, I know how many people said it looks cheap but only at the top but the hem of the dress itself with the golden lining making it as though it was shimmering when the light hits (as was shown when Garderobe was prepping her), I thought it was a really nice touch. To be honest, I had no problem with it. I felt that Emma Watson look amazing in that dress.

    Here is where I get divisive on the title song along with a minor technical problem that was a bit disorienting with the camera. Emma Thompson I’m sure is a good actress, but in terms of singing…is where I get on the fence. Angela Lansbury’s version is one that resonates with many (including myself). The animated version had a lot put in despite the budget used to make it but it was worth it. The live action version of the ballroom scene was pretty good, but not great. Just a shy close of great. I remember prior to watching the film, I was watching an interview on YouTube regarding Dan Stevens (and I think it was his daughter) who came up with the designs for Belle’s dress. Emma Thompson I think did alright, but when someone tries a bit too hard, it shows. One thing that I found a bit amusing and interesting was that after the dance, Belle explains to the Beast that Maurice was the one who taught her how and it didn’t always go so well. The small exchange between the two when the Beast asks Belle “Do you think you could be happy here?” and she replies, “Can anyone be happy if they’re not free?” makes sense in the fact that he (the Beast) starts to understand what he must do. This brings up the familiar quote “If you really love someone, you should know when to let him/her go”. He eventually does and let’s Belle leave with the mirror.

    I mentioned earlier how I prefer Dan Stevens’ version of “Evermore” compared to the one done by Josh Groban (which is done at the end credits) because of the amount of emotion put by the character and the emotional impact is doubled when watching it with the film as the Prince tries to keep her in his view as she leaves. I have to say kudos to Alan Menken for this since the lyrics are really well written (also because I like some of his previous work as well). Josh Groban is a great singer, don’t get me wrong, but there seemed to have been something missing that Dan Stevens’ version seems to give. It happens to be one of my new favorites and probably will be for quite a long time.

    Despite Belle’s pleas and explanations, Gaston’s darker half already reveals itself when he locks up Maurice and Belle and riles up the townspeople. Le Fou tries to change his mind but Gaston threatened to turn on him as well. The Mob Song I felt was OK but lacking a bit. The momentum in terms of Gaston trying to rile up the crowd was a bit lacking since he deviated a bit to literally drag Le Fou into it. However, I think it did sort of make up for what it lacked by giving Gaston some evil dialogue. Belle manages to explain to Maurice how the Beast let her go and then shows him the rose rattle that she found when in Paris. She manages to convince him to help her escape to help the Beast as she helps her father pick the lock from the cell, which I actually liked better compared to the animated version of how Chip had to use that weird contraption to get Belle and Maurice out. While there were a few nods from the animated version of the film on the fight in the castle (particularly the villager that was dressed into a drag queen who ran), the live action version of it was that there were three guys that were changed (by Garderobe) and two run away except for one, Mrs. Potts pouring hot water on some of the villagers from one of the pillars (in the live action version, it’s from a chandelier), I actually liked how they didn’t make it too long. There were a few obvious but amusing moments during the fight. One was when Cogsworth sends the books flying to “teach the villagers a lesson”, another was when Garderobe sees Maestro Cadenza and she literally quotes “The Fat Lady Sings” as she jumps down and scares off one of the villagers. As the villagers run away, Agathe is the only one going into the castle for good reason. 

    The fight between Gaston and the Beast is also not as long and drawn out compared to the animated version, but I like the evil dialogue given to Gaston and how Luke Evans portrays the character in a dark tone (considering that I have seen him play another title character in an average attempt on a classic, Dracula). When the Beast tells Gaston as he is holding him by his neck as Gaston seems to plead for his life that he’s actually “not a Beast”, it definitely showed how the Prince has actually changed while Gaston has succumbed to his pride, vanity, and devious nature. When the last petal fell, I felt a little sad for the servants as they slowly turned into inanimate versions of themselves as they tried to say their goodbyes. As Agathe makes her way into the West Wing, it is revealed that she is the Enchantress from earlier as she undoes the curse that was afflicted on the Prince and everyone else. However, I think some people are a bit divided with regards to the reunion. One thing that I will mention is that the only tiny hiccup that Disney made is that Mrs. Potts recognized the toymaker (the one that said that he forgot what he was trying to recall) as her husband. I would agree a bit that the reunion scene felt a little rushed, but the ballroom dance scene at the end was actually pretty good. The dress that Belle is seen wearing during that scene I actually like just as much as the dress in the ballroom dance from before. The part where Le Fou finds himself dancing with a guy as a sudden mix up I felt was a bit amusing while the LGBT community might have not have been bothered with it. It was amusing when Belle was asking the Prince how he would have felt to have a beard and getting a growl/mixed in with a smirk response, and I figured that was only because her father Maurice had one.

    

    Overall Thoughts:

    Before I give my rating, I admit that Disney did follow almost beat by beat from the animated version but put in some small twists and changes that I felt had a huge impact. Little moments that had some significance. Some people might have been a bit let down at the transformation sequence near the end and even Dan Stevens did the same beat when the Prince realizes that he’s human again before turning to face Belle (just like in the animated version). I did say that I scattered some parts that I felt were significant throughout my review. Here’s some of what I felt were big moments: Father Robert and the Church and how Belle got her books, Maurice explaining to Belle about her mother as he tinkers with the music box, Maurice going through the Castle and getting caught by the Beast for picking a rose from his garden, Belle and the Beast stealing glances at each other while getting to know each other, Belle going to Paris and finding out what really happened to her mother, Mrs. Potts explaining why the Prince acted the way he did (“Days in the Sun”), the Beast letting Belle go to help her father (“Evermore”). I know that I listed a few quotes that I liked but there were quite a bit more that caught my attention. The music I actually enjoyed quite a bit, except for a few (Belle being a mixed bag because of the auto tune, The Mob Song).

    Here’s where I rank my favorite musical tracks and I already explained a few of the ones that were really great, good, or even OK.

1.) Evermore (Dan Stevens)

2.) Belle

3.) How Does a Moment Last Forever?

4.) Days in the Sun

5.) Be Our Guest

6.) Aria

7.) Beauty and the Beast (Emma Thompson)

8.) Something There

9.) Gaston

10.) The Mob Song

Some of the reasons are similar to a YouTube uploader by the name of Grace Randolph in terms of why I liked certain songs more than others (videos below). Evermore being ranked as my first, since Dan Stevens did an amazing job and I said kudos to Alan Menken on a job well done and the lyrics had a certain meaning, not only describing how the Beast felt as Belle left but also the regret of having to be what he is because of how he behaved previously and how opening himself up to her has changed the Prince in various ways. Also, the stanza as follows below:

 “Wasting in my lonely tower,

waiting by an open door.

I’ll fool myself, she’ll walk right in

and be with me forevermore”.

The last three lines actually has some meaning because it reflects the anticipation of seeing your loved one near the door lifts one’s spirits and the same goes for ones that are in personal relationships, like a family member or a close friend. I already explained about the song Belle earlier and how it was like a mixed bag to me just because of the auto-tune and how it didn’t feel natural. The third song, How Does a Moment Last Forever is sung by Celine Dion, who did the pop version of Beauty and the Beast originally. I actually like this one considering how Kevin Kline who plays Maurice sung the beginning part of the song earlier in the film and how love helps define a human person and makes certain moments feel like they’ll last for a long time. Particularly the following:

“Love pays no mind to desolation.

It flows like a river to the soul.

Protects, perceives, and perseveres

and makes us whole”.

The reprisal sung by Emma Watson when Belle and the Beast are in the windmill in Paris as she acknowledges that her childhood is gone and knows how hard sometimes it is to move on from something that was so tragic is emphasized a bit more from the one that is sung by Celine Dion about how people have bad times and need someone to care about to help pull them through even the darkest of days and how love does that.

With Days in the Sun, I mentioned how it illustrates and gives a bit of a backdrop and explanation with what happened to the servants but the emotional tug that I felt gave me some sympathy for them since they felt partially responsible for how the Prince turned out.

I’ve already explained the rest of the other songs and I would take the time to mention the additional quotes that I happen to like besides the ones from earlier.

Belle: (to Father Robert) Your books make the world feel a bit smaller 

Father Robert: Bon voyage 

Cogsworth: This way to the East Wing

Lumiere: Or as we like to call it, the ‘only’ Wing.

Beast/Prince: That’s the most ridiculous idea I’ve ever heard. ‘Charm the prisoner’

Mrs. Potts: You can’t judge a person by who their father is.

Maestro Cadenza : Anymore tasteless requests?

Beast/Prince: When I enter the room, laughter dies.

Beast/Prince: Your village sounds terrible 

Belle: Not as lonely as your castle 

Beast/Prince: So I told her how beautiful she looked and that maybe we should have a dance together. I never thought that she would say ‘Yes’.
Visually, the film was really amazing and the small changes in the story was a good thing. The music was a bit nostalgic and I thought it fit well with the visuals. While adding elements from the French story, I had a few minor dislikes mostly regarding design of the servants. The acting was pretty good for the most part and I like the nods to the original film while making an attempt to make it mature for adults.

Overall: 9.0

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